Sunday, May 17, 2009

Pearls, Cocktails and other Ladylike things.

Lady-noun (Ley-dee)
- A woman who if refined, polite and well spoken (see also Aimee)
- She wears pearls, hardly ever swears unless she is in a swearing sort of mood, does not drink wine straight from the bottle(always pours it into a glass), paints her nails if the mood strikes, hides in her room if killer mice are on the loose, does not participate in vulgar talk and occasionally says "Well I never!" in response to such talk. Only wears her flanno to the supermarket if she is sure she will see no one she knows, owns a hair straightener.


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